Modernized Jokes - 2 Hilarious Modernized Jokes

An old priest died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven

Next to him was a young Uber driver who died seconds ago from his reckless driving.

The priest was called first, and St Peter said, "For your life long career working for the church, we will give you a small studio where you can stay at for the rest of eternity."

Then St Peter turns to...

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[Modernized] Why do U.N. tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the village they were supposed to protect.

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