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What do men and Microsoft Excel have in common?

They turn everything into dates, no matter what.

I had a bad experience with Microsoft Excel

I guess you could say, it was a sheet experience.

What do microsoft excel and climate change have in common?

They've both been commonplace since the 80's, but boomers still don't understand them

A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I donโ€™t want him to spreadsheet about me.

Bill Gates recently split up with Melinda Gates, who will take half of his belongings, including Microsoft office.

But she will only get Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint, because he always keeps his Word.



shoutout u/Duttywood

Three steps to excel at your job

1. Turn on the computer


2. Open Microsoft Excel


3. Start excelling...

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