Metoo Jokes - 12 Hilarious Metoo Jokes

When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag

Good thing it changed, since "pound metoo" would've been sending the wrong message

I’m glad # is not called pound anymore.

Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.

I get that the “#me too” movement is supposed to be empowering...

But they could’ve picked a better slogan than “PoundMeToo”

The #Metoo movement is getting out of hand! Now there are assault allegations against Slenderman!

But don't worry, they're all faceless accusations.

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

Most people don't know that Adam Smith was caught up early on in the #metoo movement, when he was accused of groping his secretary.

But he insisted it was just the invisible hand...

Yo Mamma's so dumb

She thinks #metoo is a Pokemon

If “#” is often read as “pound,”

then perhaps we should rethink the title of the #metoo movement.

Trump: I got impeached just for humiliating Hillary

Bill Clinton: #metoo

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What do you call a sexually harassed robot?

R2#metoo

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What do you call a robot that sexually harasses people?

R2 #metoo

I was feeling Cold last night

Apparently Cold has now joined the #metoo movement and I am now facing charges.

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