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Metal Thing Jokes

What's up with that big metal thing in Paris?

It's a right eyefull.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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A husband and his pregnant wife were sleeping

Suddenly, a robber enters their room and shoots the wife in the stomach 3 times
The husband gets his gun under the bed and shots the robber right in the head
They rush to the hospital where they put his wife on the surgery table, after 30 minutes the doctor comes to the husband and says:
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