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Meghan Jokes

Did you hear about Meghan Markle's tragic car accident?

I think it's next month.

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The Royal we.

Queen Elizabeth and princess Kate are out motoring through the hillside when the Bentley they're driving breaks down. The driver has to go look for help, and while he's gone some ruffians come across the disabled royalty.
"Ain't you the queen?"
She confirms she is.
"Where's your tiara?"...

Prince Harry takes Meghan on a date. Who pays?

The taxpayers.

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work...

This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job

Did Any gamblers make money predicting the name of Harry and Meghan's daughter?

I wish I had a Lilibet.

Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.

He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.

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How did Meghan feel after her first night with Harry?

She said it was a royal pain in the ass.

Harry and Meghan are leaving the throne

At least 2 people know how to make a proper Brexit

Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking?

She’s all about that baste.

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The new Royal Baby has already done three of the things on my bucket list/

1. Become a billionaire
2. Meet the Queen
3. Suck Meghan's tits

Naming the new royal baby

Rumours were that Harry and Meghan we going to name the child “Seatbelt”

When questioned about this, Prince Harry responded with “Its what my mum would have wanted”

Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple.

Name: No
Number: No
Affiliation: No
Contact address: No

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What does Queen Elizabeth have between her breasts that Meghan Markle doesn't have between her breasts?

A belly button.

The Queens Pallbearers

Breaking news: the queen’s dying wish was to have Princes Charles, Andrew, Harry, William along with Meghan and Kate serve as her official pallbearers.

So they could let her down one last time…

What does Meghan Trainor say when she’s sued for copyright infringement?

Now I’m in treble

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