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Conor Jokes

Conor McGregor

Before the fight: I can't stand Poirier
After the fight: I can't stand, Poirier

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?

Because of Mayweather

Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...

It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.

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Father Conor is walking by the Shannon when he sees one of his congregation fishing...

He stops for a chat, and mentions that he's never fished before. 'It's a doddle,' says the angler. 'Take a rod and give it a go.'

'Well, I suppose the blessed Saint Peter himself was a fisherman. Perhaps I'll try my hand,' says the priest.

Father Conor sits down and casts his line. Aft...

What's Conor McGregor's favorite drink?

Tap water

Conor McGregor walks into a bar

...Grandpa, we gotta go.

Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

What do Conor McGregor and I have in common?

Neither of us have won a professional fight in over two years.

What's the best thing about buying a barrel of Conor Mcgregor's whiskey?

It's easy to tap!

What do you get when you turn down a cheap shot of whiskey from Conor McGregor?

A cheap shot anyway

I really want to try Conor McGregor’s whiskey since he keeps promoting it.

But I’m just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.

UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning...

He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"

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Conor McGregor said in an interview that he thinks Mayweather is the shit.

I guess the shit really hit the fan.

Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight?

Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away

The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him

So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon

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