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I told my dog to make like a tree.

She barked.

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I am over 18

Let's make like a used tampon...

and get out of this bloody hole!

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Let's make like a baby

And head out



Sorry if this has been posted before. It's the only joke I know and I make it everyday.

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When testing, make like a frat boy

And bang out the easy ones first

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I am over 18

I'm gonna make like a standards censor

and get the fuck outta here.

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My mom told me to make like a Windows 10 user

And live life on Edge.

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It's 5 o'clock. See ya. I'm gonna make like a banana and

lay around unused, gradually festering until I start to attract flies.

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One-liners for when you're leaving - example: "I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."

I also use "Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."

What are some other good ones?

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