Logicians Jokes

The barkeeper asks: "Do you all want beer?"

The first one answers: "I don't know."

The second one answers: "I don't know."

The third one answers: "Yes!"

The bartender looks them over and says: “You three want drinks?”

The first logician ponders a second and says “I don’t know.”

The second logician similarly ponders and says “I don’t know.”

Hearing this the third breaks out in a big smile and says “Well, apparently we do!”

The logicians friend asks her “is it a boy or a girl?”

The logician replies “yes”

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ... read more

L0: “Hey! Have I got news for you!”

L1: ”Oh yeah? What is it?”

L0: “I’m gonna be a dad!”

L1: “Wow! That’s terrific news! So, is it going to be a girl or a boy?

L0: “Yes!”

Badum tss!

When one notices a $100 bill on the ground.

“Look, it’s a hundred dollars”

“No, it can’t be, because if it was a hundred dollars, someone would’ve picked it up already”

Bartender: "Ah, logicians. I know what you guys are like. Whatever I ask, at least one of you is going to answer 'I don't know' -- right?"

1st logician: "Uh ..."

3 logicians walk into a bar. The blonde bartender smiles and says with a mock sigh,

'Hmmm.. Logicians again. I think you're all cute, but you're not ALL going to try to pick me up, are you?'

The first logician says: 'I don't know - maybe?' and looks at the other two.

The second... read more

Occam's razor