My dad told me this joke in Serbian years ago. Hope it translates well.
A man is terminally ill and has 3 months left to live. Seeing as he was a holy man for all his life, God gave him a visit and granted him 3 wishes. The man ponders for a few minutes then asks for his first wish.
“God, I’d love to have a nice steak dinner and some brandy to wash it down with.”...
I got into a bad fight with my girlfriend last night. It turned ugly because she thought I cheated, and I hadn't
We’re in the kitchen and she tries to hit me with a Spatula. I react pretty quickly but all I have is a dish to block it with; but it’s simply no match.
All hell breaks loose when she tried to go for the midsection with Knives. I got lucky and was defended with my well-placed Buckle. It’s ge...