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Live Life Jokes

I live life on the edge...

Of poverty.

A man once said "you should live life on the edge"

Then he fell off his bed

I asked my cat how he's able to live life so adventurously...

...he told me you just have to live in the meow.

According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac ...

...and take things as they come.

My grandmother always says, "live life to the fullest each and every day because tomorrow you could walk out your front door and be hit by a bus."

She's a bus driver though, so I'm not really sure what to make of this.
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