Listen To Jokes

Because they haven't set off a metal detector since 1989.

Whether they like it or not.

They've left those kids a loan.

EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O

Husband: I have tinnitus. Half of what I hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The other half is tinnitus



note: she begrudgingly laughed at this one and we are still together.

Royalty free music

But in the end, It doesn't even matter.

HAM radio

"Led Zeppelin."

"Who?"

"Yeah, they were good too."

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Sy... read more

And he was inspired. The guitarist was masterful, and the horse knew, then and there, that he needed to play guitar. More than anything he'd ever needed before.

So he calls up his buddy, who is a guitar teacher, and asks his buddy to help him learn guitar. The horse takes to it quickly and p... read more

Because they love the high Cs.

Now I’ll ….never hear the end of it.

Because it sounds like krap

Rap music.

So she took it to the vet. The vet said no wonder it won’t listen I’ve never seen that much hair in a dogs ears. He clipped some out and said goto the pharmacy and buy a bottle of nair hair remover.

Put a little on a qtip and rub back in there and that’ll take care of the problem.

So... read more

No, but a Norwegian Would.

In Soviet Russia, country listens to you!

Absolutely slaps

I have become comfortably plump.

Your wife back, your life back, and your dog back.

Scare pods

The Stones.

Or something like that...

Something catchy.

To break on through to the other side.

They're huge metal fans.

The orca-stra

Friend : What did he say ?

The guy in title : I have no idea , I didn't listen to him

He's a proper gander.

I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with even more enthusiasm.

After the service I went to leave. My car was gone.

So here I go again on my own.

Because he was lycanroc.

Because they're quack heads.

Maybe a hundred jazz, or a thousand, but brazilian jazz? That's just way too much jazz.

A cowboy is riding across the plains when he comes across a Pawnee indian lying down with his ear placed against the ground & mumbling something.

Knowing what great trackers the Pawnee are the cowboy gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground, but he can't figure out anything just ... read more

Because their point is always moot

...ape-pinions.

He was a small medium who was largely ignored.

They're all white noise.

Trap music.

It never makes any cents

That’s just a coincidence.

Because they tend to drag-on

Hip-hocrisy

Hip hop.

But I'm not going to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

Too much sax and violins.

He’s got sweet carol lines.