The new associate pastor, nervous about hearing confessions asks an older priest to listen in.
Several penitents later, his mentor offers a few suggestions.“Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand,” he says. “Try saying things like, ‘I see, yes, go on. I understand. How did you feel about that?”The new priest tries out the words and gestures.
The old priest say...
Does the CIA listen in through Alexa?
My wife asked if I thought the CIA listened in through the Alexa.
I said "no, they don't....".
Then the Alexa said "no, we don't".
And the wife said "I've never heard the male voice before".
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If you listen in on a butt dial...
Is it called tapping that ass?
A man asked how much half a head of lettuce costs.
A guy is working at a grocery store when a man approaches him, asking how much half a head of lettuce costs. After some arguing, the worker goes to his manager and says, "Boss, some jackass wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
They turn around and see that the customer has followed them to ...
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