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Jump Lead Jokes

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A bra, a car battery and a set of jump leads walk in to a pub.

The landlord looks at the bra and says, "I'm not serving any of you. You're off your tits and your friends look like they're about to start something",.

2 jump leads go into a bar..

Barman says “I’m happy to serve you but don’t go starting anything”

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A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.

A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.
The bra says, "Two whiskeys thanks, mate."
The barman says, "Sorry, mate, you've had enough."
"What do you mean, mate?" says the bra.
The barman replies, "Well you're off your tits and your mate's trying to start something!"

A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie.

He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen.

"Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.

My dad died last year. among the things he left us in his Legacy :

were some jump leads,

a tartan blanket

and the original Subaru owners manual.

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