Leeches Jokes - 8 Hilarious Leeches Jokes

What's so special about leeches?

I had a joke but it bloody sucks.

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I saw some leeches on a running elk.

They were hanging on for deer life.

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Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?

It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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The genius

A man is walking along a trail, he met a guy carrying a lock the size of an oven in his arms, the man then asked him:

"- That's a strange lock, where did you get it?

\- If youcontinue to walk on this trail, in a few hundred meters you'll saw the lamp on the side, rub it and a genie wil...

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Medieval cures...

Were leeches on society

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One day a multi billionaire was bored, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.

A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've got a deal you can't refuse. Whoever can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leeches may have whatever his heart desires."

No one replies so the man gives up.

All of a sudden the man hears a sp...

Most animals don't like gore.

But leeches are suckers for blood.

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A missionary is treading the dangerous jungle...

He's been walking for weeks and has suffered mosquitoes, mud slides, leeches, dysentery and of course the unbearable heat and humidity. He's exhausted but in a few days he'll reach his destination.

Suddenly, a huge tiger leaps up from the bushes right in front of him. She's clearly hungry and...

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