Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years? Say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! ...
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Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night.
An intelligent drunken Aussie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Kiwi clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Kiwi clock...seriously?!...
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Did you know pigeons die during sex?
At leased the one I fucked did.
After retirement, Bob aged 65 married a young 25 year old woman..
Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.
“I'm eager to meet you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away.”
His friends advised him : Keep a young lodger at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger p...
After five months on the job, a new employee believes he deserves a huge raise and decides to ask his boss.
“And how much of a raise do you want?” asks his boss.
“I’m thinking an extra $10,000 a year,” says the employee.
The boss nods. “Sounds about right. And what would you say to a package of ten weeks vacation, 20 paid holidays, and a company car leased every two years, say, a silver Cadi...
My friend Steve was looking to rent a house.
Steve's wealthy, so he had two realtors competing to lease him their latest properties. The first realtor opened his pitch bragging about the laundry list of folks who had rented property from him. "I've rented out properties to Buddha himself, to four Norse gods, even Christ and a few of his dis...
Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
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