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Kwon Jokes

Three men are driving in a car

One is white, one is Mexican and one is Asian. While driving they get into an accident and are rushed to the hospital.

The three men were in comas when they arrived. After being admitted the nurse found that non of the men had ID’s on them.

While thinking of what to do the doctor walks...

what do you call a paraplegic child that just learned tae kwon do

partial arts

How do you make a kickass pizza?

You use Tae Kwon Dough

Which martial art is the bakers favorite?

Tae Kwon Dough

I just had this really strong Korean bread.

Tae-kwon-dough

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A man is sitting at a bar when an Asian man walks in and sits next to him

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks the first man off his barstool

The first man looks at him and asks him why he did I that and the Asian man replies that's karate from Korea

Not wanting any trouble the man gets up and sits back down

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks th...

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Chong Lee is on his deathbed

Chong Lee is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his
wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

So, he says to them: "Kwon, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

"Chai, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"Mando, I want you to take the offices...

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