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Krampus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Krampus?

Santa comes once a year and loves everyone, the Krampus comes once a month and hates women.

Sorry kids, it’s mom’s time of the month. No Santa this year.

Prepare for Krampus

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Long ago, Santa had no enemies...until he heard Mrs Claus moaning in the bedroom.

Cocking his shotgun, he thought, *Now I know why they called you Krampus.*

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