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A man needs a Christmas gift for his new girlfriend. . .

A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they’ve only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift – romantic, yet not too personal.

He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she’...

I met a lovely, helpful person the other day

They were always asking about me, wanting to get to know me better. They seemed genuinely helpful and were there when i needed them most. They dedicated their time to me and didn't even ask for anything in return. I decided to take the plunge and kiss them!

Anyway, i need a new public defende...

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How do you know that you are dating a french horn player?

How do you know that you are dating a french horn player?


Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt

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Breast suckle

Girl is shopping at grocery store. Man comes up to her and says can I please suckle your breasts

Girl asks man why he would ask such a crazy thing of a woman in a grocery store that he doesn't know

Man answers, I'll give you $5,000. Girl ponders for a bit and realizes that it's quite a...

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Mixed up presents

So this guy wants to make a nice gift for the girl he's recently started dating. He decides for a nice pair of gloves. Nice and romantic but not too personal. To pick a nice pair, he went to the store, accompanied by his sister. At the department store, the sister also bought a pair of undies for he...

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