Love Someone Jokes - 7 Hilarious Love Someone Jokes

If you love someone, let them go.

If they come back, let them go again because nobody else wanted them either.

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If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back.

call them up later when you're drunk !

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If you love someone, set them free.

Keeping people tied to a wardrobe in the spare room rarely ends in happiness

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When you love someone, you give up everything for them.

Hope....sanity...freedom.

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It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two neighbors, Sam and Rick, are having a smoke outside their houses.

Sam asks Rick, "Do you like dumb women?"

Rick: Of course not.

Sam: What about women who drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney?

Rick: Why would I love someone like that?

Sam: What about women who can't cook?

Rick: Hell no. Why are you asking me all this?
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My friend advised me to date a cat owner..

..because they can love someone who doesn't even like them back

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