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Kiss Someone Jokes

How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?

On the apocalypse.

You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st

It's the first date

Blarney

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good lu...

How do you decide who to marry?

**HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?**
**(written by kids)**

**You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.**
**-- Alan, age 10**

**-No person ...

Why should you never order chicken or duck on a first date?

Because no one wants to kiss someone with fowl breath!

The programmer and the train

A programmer and his boss are traveling by train on a business trip, and not having any other place to sit, find a booth with a pretty young lady and presumably her mother sitting across from them.

The train enters a dark tunnel and two sounds ring clearly in the dark: one being the sound of ...

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A NUGGET

A girl is walking down the beach when she sees a nugget crying. She says "why are crying?" and he responds, "Because I've never been kissed. But I understand, because who would want to kiss someone with no arms and no legs?" The girl, being nice, kisses him. The next day, the girl is walking down th...

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