It is good to meet girl in a park. But it is better to park meat in a girl.
Son: Hey Dad, I'm going to the pool to meet girls, any advice?
Dad: Just put this tennis ball inside your trunks. The will line line up to talk to you.
After a while, The son went back crying.
Son: Hey Dad! It didn't work, They all left me when i jump right in!
Mom: Dad's not here son. But why do you have a tennis ball at the back of yo...
In desperation I’ve been trying to meet girls through my Ouija Board
But they keep ghosting me
Two guys, Fred and Bob, liked to hang out at the beach, trying to meet girls. Bob always got dates, but Fred kept striking out.
One day, Fred took Bob aside and asked him, “What’s your secret?”
Bob grinned and said, “All I do is put a potato in my shorts.” Fred nodded and thanked him for the tip.
The next day, Bob showed up and watched the girls running away from Fred, leaving him standing there, looking confus...
Went to the beach
When I was younger I was going to go the beach for the week. I ask my dad how I can meet girls? He tells me to put a potato in my pants and the girls will come to you! When I get home I go to my dad and tell him it didn’t work at all. Every time I went in the water all the girls went out and whe...
An engineer has trouble dating and seeks advice from his friend:
Friend: Just go to a bar and meet girls, its a no pressure environment.
Engineer: I don't know, one bar seems like way too much pressure for me. Can I go to a pascal instead?
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