How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?
An HOA
What do you call a large group of Karens?
A Home Owner's Association
What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
A lawsuit.
A server walks up to a table of Karens and asks...
Good evening ladies. Is anything alright tonight?
In France, we have Karens too
They are called "American tourists".
What did the waiter say to the table full of Karens?
Is anything all right?
Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant...
A waitress comes up to their table and says "Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?"
Karens husband dies...
Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.
Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?
Husband: Yes
Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?
...
A Group of Karens
Is the collective noun for a group of angry, uneducated and entitled white women called a trump of Karens?
Why are Karens bad at photoshop?
Because they don't know how to use a mask.
What do you call three Karens walking into a bar?
The KKK
I'll see myself out
Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
They keep summoning the Task Manager
(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)
Karen
Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?
They are managers.
What city do all Karens come from?
THE AUDACITY.
A group of crows is called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens??
A migraine.
Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?
Because from there they can access the task manager
Why don’t Karens wear masks?
Because they are mouth-breathers.
Guys married to Karens ...
..are Karentined for life
Two Karens walk into a bar...
...just to speak to the manager.
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How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just sit around in the dark and bitch about it.
As much as these Karens talk about their essential oils
They sure do want nonessential businesses to reopen
A Karen’s favorite store
Where do Karens go to shop and to meet other Karens? A K-Mart
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