My dog is a rapper now.

His rap name is MC Poochie.... Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie.

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A couple had only been married for two weeks.

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pre...

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