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Jeremy Corbyn prefers McAfee. Why?

Because the Labour Party is anti-Symantec.

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So Jeremy Corbyn went to see the Queen.

Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen. "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well." Said the Queen. "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jeremy Corbyn then asked. "But how do I know if the peo...

Little Johnny (Long)

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans.
Not really knowing what a Jeremy Corbyn fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands . . . except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different . . aga...

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