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My friend Jennie broke her femur a couple days before the trail relay race.

So her husband Andy had to fill in for her leg.

A girl named Jennie went to the casino.

J-J-J-Jennie and the Bets

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.

Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, ...

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Making cake

5-year old Jennie and her mother are walking in the zoo. They walk past the monkey cage, in which two monkeys are fucking. Jennie asks her mother, "What are the monkeys doing?" and her mother, thinking quickly, answers, "Um, they're making cakes, dear." They keep on strolling through the zoo, and th...

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