So Farrah Fawcett went to heaven...

...and God said to her, "Farrah, you lived a beautiful life. You were kind, and sincere, and generous to everyone you met. You never acted out of self interest and as a reward...I am going to grant one wish. Anything you want; just name it."

Farrah thought for a minute. Then it came to he...

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next.

Here's mine.

Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar.

And die.

Your turn.

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