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Inseminated Jokes

My cow just got artificially inseminated.

No bull.

One cow says to another, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you."

The first says, "It's true, no bull."

Country boy is late for school class

and teacher asks him "Why are you late? Where have you been?"

\- "I had to bring cow to be inseminated by a bull."

\- "Couldn't your father do it?"

\- "I guess he could but I though bull would do a better job."

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A baby whale asks his dad where he came from...

Father whale: "From my penis that inseminated your mother."

Son: "I see... Thanks Dad"

Father: "You're whale cum"

I grew up in a farm.

Once I had to take a cow to be inseminated on a school day. My teacher didn't really appreciate this and asked why my dad didn’t do it himself. I told her that we only get calves with a bull.

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