A weird, infuriating thing that happened to a friend of mine.
So a friend of mine was on the downtown bus the other day and, nice guy that he is, he gave up his seat for an elderly woman that got on after him. I guess she was really old too. She had a cane and everything. But then suddenly everybody else on the bus got mad at him for it. They started yelling a...
Idea credit goes to a random redditor on a random askreddit thread about stereotypes
A man goes up to his friend and asks him:
"What do you think is the most infuriating stereotype about men that people always talk about?"
His friend replies:
"I hate it when people say that men can't multitask. Whenever I hear someone say that, I have to stop what I'm doing so t...
Seeing all these drivers looking at their phones is so infuriating, how irresponsible can you be while driving?
Anytime I see one of them in traffic it totally kills my high.
the longest, most infuriating joke ever
One day a man decides that he wants to become a monk, so he goes to the local monastery and talks to the head monk the monk agrees to give him a tour of the monastery. During the tour they pass a corridor with a strange sound coming from the far end. The guy asks the monk what the sound is.
You know what the most infuriating thing about narcissists is?
They never think about how their actions affect *me*!
One day, a blonde woman was driving her car through the countryside when she decided to listen to the radio.
The only available station was a comedy station that kept telling blonde joke after blonde joke, which made the blonde very annoyed.
She turned off the radio and decided to look at the scenery to calm herself down, but then she saw something even more infuriating. Another blonde woman was sit...
I once lost my hands in an accident
The entire incident was horrendous. The mental trauma alone was incredibly difficult to battle through. It took me 8 months of therapy to get moving again. Once I was back home from all the therapy I noticed my computer at home was not working all that well. It was midly infuriating at first but the...
What is the punchline to this joke my daughter's Fozzie Bear toy says?
My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy.
He says numerous phrases including singing the muppet babies theme song and who could forget his memorable catch phrase "wakka wakka"
But then, being the jokester he is, says this:
"Did you ever hear the one about the ba...
A penguin walks into a bar...
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "do you have any plums?" The bartender replies "no, we do not serve plums." The penguin says thanks and leaves. The next day the penguin returns and asks the bartender "do you have any plums?" The bartender replies "no, once again, we do not serve pl...
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A Senior With a Black Eye Shows up to School
A senior shows up to school one morning with a black eye. The class stares at him.
"What happened?" One girl says with concern.
"I was drinking last night and must've gotten in a fight. I don't remember it too well, though."
"You're a badass" his best friend says from across the...