In First Place Jokes - 7 Hilarious In First Place Jokes

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In second place, France

I came in first place on the IQ test!

When I got the paper back it said “IQ: 1”.

I was running a marathon. I was in first place and could see the finish line. I tripped and fell and now all I see is...

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Why doesn't Kevin Spacey win first place in marathons?

He isn't an athlete and doesn't train for marathons

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Day 173 without

Threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it's like to get hit from behind.

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The British, American and Russian intelligence services have a spy-off

The rules are simple: a rabbit is released into a forest, and whoever finds and brings it back the fastest, wins.

The Brit goes first. He first phones some arborial informants, then dons a disguise: sporting a pair of bunny ears, a fluffy tail sticking out of his , skimpy black dress, full...

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A greyhound walks into a bar...

A greyhound walks into a bar and takes a look around. There are three horses sitting at the counter chatting away, he decides to sit close enough to overhear their conversation.

The first horse says, “I have an incredible story for you guys! I was racing last Friday, two minutes in and I am l...

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