What does a Redditor say after winning a 1st place award in a competition?
EDIT: Thanks for the gold
What is better than winning 1st place in the special olympics?
Not being handicapped
There’s a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you
Second place is just a constellation prize
There is a tie for 1st place at a poetry slam...
The two contestants with the equal highest score are a Priest and a Scotsman. To decide which one should be the winner the judges take a random word out of a hat and give both of them 2 minutes to make a short poem with said word. The word being "Timbuktu".
The 2 minutes are up and the pries...
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. The brunette won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and ...
2 Millennials get into a counting contest
The announcer says "okay Millennials, start counting from 1 to 2000!"
They both scoff and easily count that high within minutes. One says "I'm a Millennial, I could count to 2000 in my sleep!
The announcer, obviously worried that there will not be a winner, thinks up a plan.
He ...
I married what some might call a "trophy wife"...
Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place.
Not sure about this blonde moment...
Overheard at a coffee shop...
"... and the 3rd mistake was that he did it in the 1st place..."
One day a King named Brof sailed to an archipelago
He had a large army and demanded that they prepare him the finest meal he could or his army would destroy them and he only gave them a week to do it. So 5 days later the 12 different islands in the archipelago held a cooking contest. Each island prepared a beautiful dish and after much delay the jud...
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Three farmers go out to the State Fair.
On their way driving to the fair they pass a farm with a little monkey picking up acorns and putting them in a basket. They look at it, but still stay in their way to the fair. As they are walking through they see a sign for a contest of the heaviest pig. To their surprise the 1st Place prize money ...
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