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Imperialist Jokes

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Japan got Imperialist Cancer...

But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy.

What does the imperialist urologist say when he founds a new country?

Urination!

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Richard Nixon and Leonid Brezhnev race around the White House

1972. In the spirit of Detente, Richard Nixon and Leonid Brezhnev decide to run a friendly footrace around the White House. The event is reported by every news outlet in the world.

The younger, fitter Nixon easily beats the old, unfit Brezhnev. It's a humiliation, so the Soviet press team are...

A North Korean man is walking home

A North Korean man is walking along the road when he spots a fish caught in the reeds. Excitedly, he scooped it up and ran home.

"Look what I found!" he says, revealing his treasure to his wife, "Quick heat the oil"

"But husband, the police confiscated the oil! They said subversives co...

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