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Jumpmaster Jokes

Then did you jump?

A young soldier finally got his first jump in at Airborne school. The young man proudly calls home from Ft Benning to tell his dad all about it.
"hey dad, I finally got my first jump!"
"awesome, tell me all about it" said the enthusiastic father.
"well pop, first they load all of you in...

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A private comes home early from Airborne school

A private comes home early from US Army Airborne School. He's sitting at the breakfast table with his father who says, "Why are you home early?" The private says:

Well, I was in Airborne school and we were in a C130 circling up for our first real jump. As people started jumping out, I got ...

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