He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament.
A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: "So, how do you like our country?" The guy answers: "Oh, it's great. B...
A man escapes from the Soviet Union
He visits his relative who has been living in West Germany and did quite well for himself. The relative takes him on a tour of town in his brand new Mercedes. The Soviet man, not having seen a Mercedes in his life, asks him about the three pointed star hood ornament.
The relative decides to p...
An italian mafia man got in to a Mercedes-Benz model taxi
As he was sitting in the back, he asked the driver: "why is that hood ornament sticking out like that in mercs?" The driver answered jokingly: so it would be easier to aim when driving over pedestrians. See that old lady crossing the road over there?" driver started to acclerate towards her and ...
A guy from some middle eastern village moves to Germany.
He gets off the plane and hails a taxi, an old Mercedes Taxi cab pulls up to pick him up and they set off.
Middle eastern guy is really impressed with the car, having never seen a Mercedes before, and he asks about the hood ornament, what is it for?
The taxi driver realizing this guy ...
A Holy Car
A priest decides he’s fed up with his old car. So he goes to a dealership and finds a salesman.
The salesman notices the cross around the priest’s neck and asks, “Are you, by chance, a man of God, sir?”.
The priest proudly says “Why yes I am!”.
“Well then,” says the s...
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