As a boy, I was made to believe that earwigs lived in ears
Henceforth, I was terrified of cockroaches
If you didn't hear already, Meat Loaf died
Henceforth referred to as Ground Beef
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[NSFW] I took a girl back to my place last night...
...as I was fucking her on my bed, I pulled out a bottle of lube and said, "Do you mind if I put it up your arse?"
She looked at me and said. "Is it going to hurt?"
I said, "Probably, it's a big bottle."
[EDIT]: My top post ever is about sadism! Damn I love Red...
Elon Musk has been captured by a fellow billionaire and is now trapped in a medieval rack.
He is to henceforth be known as Elon Gates.
Story with a moral
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out t...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, who will be henceforth be addressed as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, henceforth addressed as 'th...
The Washington Redskins finally decided to drop their offensive name.
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheat...
[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story.
Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team.
The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will hen...
The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England
Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.