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My Uncle Jackie turned 80 years young today. He loves telling jokes. Here is one he tells every Thanksgiving, and it gets a huge laugh every time. Enjoy, and Happy birthday Uncle Jackie!

A 75 year old man, his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later he is siting in the maternity ward, talking to the nurse.

"Hey! Well how'd I do?"

The nurse says "she had twins!"

"Hehehe! Just goes to show, even if there is ...

At a convent, all nuns assemble for the morning sermon

The mother superior speaks up: "Last night, a man has been on our lands."

All nuns: "Ooooh!", except one nun: "Hehehe!"

MS: "The man entered one sister's chamber!"

All nuns: "Ooooh!", except one nun: "Hehehe!"

MS: "The man stayed in the chamber for one hour!"

All n...

Look down your shirt and spell ‘attic’ out loud

Hehehe..

That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny.

HeHeHe

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Mother Superior calls allbthe nuns to a meeting.

All 100 nuns show up wondering what this meeting is about.

"We have discovered that one of you has had sexual intercourse" states the Mother Superior.

99 of the nuns gasp.
"Hehehe," laughs one nun.

"We have also found a condom that was used."

99 of the nuns gasp. ...

What kind of career would a spider excel in?

Web design
Hehehe

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An interesting joke

I remember a joke from a stand up show .
If I remember correctly it's from Gabriel Iglesias when he was in Saudi Arabia. The joke goes something like this .

Two Jews walk into a bar . Not in my country hehehe.

I remember this stupid joke from time to time and it cracks me up e...

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Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies?

They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin'

hehehe

A boy named Carol



A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart.

When their first child was born, he let his wife name her.


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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

*hehehe*

Credit: Laffy Taffy

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