UPJOKE
him

Look down your shirt and spell โ€˜atticโ€™ out loud

Hehehe..

That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny.

HeHeHe

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Mother Superior calls allbthe nuns to a meeting.

All 100 nuns show up wondering what this meeting is about.

"We have discovered that one of you has had " states the Mother Superior.

99 of the nuns gasp.
"Hehehe," laughs one nun.

"We have also found a condom that was used."

99 of the nuns gasp. ...

What kind of career would a spider excel in?

Web design
Hehehe

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

An interesting joke

I remember a joke from a stand up show .
If I remember correctly it's from Gabriel Iglesias when he was in Saudi Arabia. The joke goes something like this .

Two Jews walk into a bar . Not in my country hehehe.

I remember this stupid joke from time to time and it cracks me up e...

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies?

They're always Russian the ' and Stalin the lovin'

hehehe

A boy named Carol



A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart.

When their first child was born, he let his wife name her.


...

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

*hehehe*

Credit: Laffy Taffy
2 jokes are hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.