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Hard Drives Jokes

Where are dramatic hard drives from?

Oh I/O

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Why does Hitler like external hard drives?

Because they're not C:\\

If people were hard drives

Bruce Jenner would have been reformatted.

Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.

I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.

I like my men like I like my external hard drives...

Solid state, and to dump all my history on.


history

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If a sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info and one ejaculation equals 15,875 GB of data, then why aren't we using sperm based hard drives?

Because once the data is released the hard drives revert to floppy dicks.

watching tv with my dad

We were watching the commercials and I said these commercials are brainwashing us, our brains are like hard drives and they store all this information, then my dad said "when you get old your brain turns into a soft drive"

As a dog lover and PC player...

I obviously buy only To-Shiba hard drives.

Smith was a man of cold facts, a scientist, a computer jock, and a confirmed atheist.

He became somewhat obsessed with the desire to prove the truth as he saw it. So he mortgaged his house and sold his car in order to put a down payment on the most powerful computer commercially available. Then Smith plugged it into every data bank in the world, accessed every library in the United S...

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