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Habeas Jokes

Did you know that US law protects dolphins from indefinite imprisonment?

Also know as the writ of habeas porpoise

While humans get their Miranda rights, what does a Zombie get when they are arrested?

They get habeas corpus.

Did you know that ghosts aren't allowed in courtrooms?

There's a rule against it called Habeas Corpus.

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