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Hey gurl, are you an alarm clock?

Cos your annoying and won’t shut the fuck up

Hay gurl

are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you.

Hey gurl, are you Area 51?

because there are tons of crazy rumours going on about you and upon further research, it seems like they might actually be true.

Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

Yo gurl is your dad in prison?

'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent?

Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate.

Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer?

Because that is one-significant-figure

Three Southern Belles are sipping a lemonade on the porch swing one hot summer day.

The first one says "Ah heard tell of a boah kissin' anothuh boah. They call them 'ho-mo-seck-shules'."

They all giggle and fan themselves.

The second one says "Wail, AH heard of a gurl kissin' anothuh gurl. They call them 'lez-bee-ans'."

They all turn slightly red and sip their ...

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Two hookers were on a street corner

They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said, "Nah gurl, I just burped.”

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