St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water.
St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger."
St...
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gurgling noises*
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Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, ...
... arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math que...
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I live each moment as if it’s my last.
That’s why I’m always clutching at my throat, gurgling, while cutting people out of my Will.
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