Grap Jokes - 3 Hilarious Grap Jokes

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Man has to go to the doctor...

The doctor asking: What is your problem?
Answer: I got a green dick...

The doctor graps a book and returns to the man. He looks it up and he‘s saying: “Here we go, Brown dick, needs to be amputated...Grey dick, needs to be amputated...Blue dick, needs to be amputated too.“

The man i...

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A farmer and his wife are sitting on the front porch...

The farmer looks over at his wife's breasts and says "If I could get milk out of those, I could get rid of the cows"

The wife takes offense, but lets it slide this time.

After a few minutes the farmer looks down at his wife's crotch.
"If I could get eggs from that I'd get rid of th...

So a rich Blonde is...

Flying over the Everglades when her private jet has a malfunction and crashes.

Having survived the crash she graps her designer bag, puts on her $1000 shoes and stumbles over to the exit where the captain is opening the door.

taking one look over the wild swamp outside she first looks...

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