If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus

I'm going to dress up as a Subaru head gasket for Halloween.

There's a really good chance I'll get blown.

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What do you get if you have sex with the manager of a Subaru dealership?

A WRX STI

What happens if you rear-end a Subaru?

You'll be seeing stars

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The japanese company Subaru is releasing an electric remodel of the Subaru Legacy

it's called Legacy 2 electric subaru

Bad car acronyms. I know a few, you got others?

Ford => Found On Road Dead. ... ... or ... ... First On Race Day. (Depends if you're a fan)

Fiat => Fix It Again Tony

BMW => Bavarian Money Waster

Subaru => backwards is U R A Bus

Chevrolet => acronym for all the engine problems to expect... Cracked ...

I bought an old used car, and I think it is from RE:ZERO

It is a Subaru that keeps dying all the time...

My dad died last year. among the things he left us in his Legacy :

were some jump leads,

a tartan blanket

and the original Subaru owners manual.

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