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Grandmasters Jokes

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What is it called when two chess grandmasters have sex in Prague?

Czechmate.

Two Chess Grandmasters sit down for a Drink

They get a little tipsy, and their tongues loosen up.

Charles: “My wife has been awfully quiet recently. I think she may be having an affair.”

Digory: “...”

Charles: “Well come on man, don’t be so glum.”

Digory: “Charles, I have a confession about my last mate.”

Ch...

Why do chess grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?

Because every good chess player makes a move for a Czech mate.

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