Good Work Jokes

The maintain-ants department.

I really wish they could see what good they’ve done

“Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
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The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and ... read more

As they look out at the view from the top of a hill, the vicar says "I think we can both agree this shows the beauty of God's creation. I feel like this would be a good opportunity to pray.

The rabbi says "Yes, its magnificent, we should indeed pray."

So the vicar kneels down and says... read more

Yenluo, the king of hell, sent a demon to earth to see if there were any doctors doing good work healing people.

The demon asked, “How do I know who is a good doctor?”

King Yenluo said, “See how many ghosts there are haunting the clinic.”

The demon came to earth... read more