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Gimli Jokes

Gimli walks into a bar

The bar was quite low, to be honest.

Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

**"VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento"**

When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: *Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."*

Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

What did Gimli say after the elves poured him some coke?

THEY CALL IT A LINE!

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

At a hospital

Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes

Father : and my smile

Aragorn : you have my sword

Legolas : and you have my bow

Gimli : and my axe

Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again

Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?

He was the Tolkien minority.

Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar.

Gimli laughs and walks under it.

Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.

And my Axe.

Fellowship of the ring

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ...

My LOTR joke

If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Glóin the Dark?

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