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Gimli Jokes

Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

**"VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento"**

When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: *Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."*

Gimli walks into a bar

The bar was quite low, to be honest.

What did Gimli say after the elves poured him some coke?

THEY CALL IT A LINE!

Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?

He was the Tolkien minority.

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam.

And my Axe.

At a hospital

Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes

Father : and my smile

Aragorn : you have my sword

Legolas : and you have my bow

Gimli : and my axe

Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again

Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar.

Gimli laughs and walks under it.

My LOTR joke

If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Glóin the Dark?

Fellowship of the ring

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ...

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