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Gas Lighter Jokes

Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter?

Yes, you have.

You ever hear the one about the gas lighter?

No, you didn't.

Did i ever tell you the joke about the gas lighter?

Yes I did, I told you yesterday. You never listen to me.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Harold and Phil are out golfing

Phil craves a smoke, so he pulls out a cigarette and asks Harold if he has a light.

"Sure", says Harold. He reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a massive foot-long gas lighter.

"Wow, where did you get that huge lighter?" asks Phil.

"My genie", says Harold.

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