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Gaming Console Jokes

What's the police's favorite gaming console?

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A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

What gaming console does a Christian kid play?

PrayStation.

What’s a French persons favourite gaming console?

A Nintendo Oui

What's the chicken's favourite gaming console?

The eggs' box.

Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits?

The kiwii.

What's it called when a gaming console can fight something in front of and behind it?

Backwards combat ability

I invented a robot to remove the cartridge from my gaming console and replace it with another.

It was a game changer!

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Did your son like his birthday gifts?

-Did your son like his birthday presents?

-Oh, he broke every single one of them - the phone, gaming console and even notebook..

-My god! Did he break my gift too?!

-Nope, your fucking hammer is fine.

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