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Full Stomach Jokes

Is it better to write on a full stomach or an empty one?

It is better to write on paper

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

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An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.

The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's .

The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
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