Full Of Life Jokes - 6 Hilarious Full Of Life Jokes

Will smith used to be so full of life and fun

now he just seems *jaded*

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An American businessman goes to Japan for the meeting of his career.

He arrives a day early to prepare for the meeting, he tries some sushi and sake at a local restaurant. Feeling tempted to try more "local cuisine" he hires an escort for the evening. Night falls and he takes his escort up to his hotel room for some fun, he gives her all he's got and he knows she's l...

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Some people are just like Muppets.

They'll suddenly become full of life if you stick your arm up their butts and shake it.

What baby?

Teacher: what is small, beautiful, full of life, has 2 eyes, 1 nose, 2 ears, and crawls sometimes?

Me: a puppy

Teacher: it only has 2 legs

Me: a 2 legged puppy

My buddy Greg just lost both his arms...

He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...

He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.

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There is a woman, she is dying in her bed in her home.

Her husband is by her side, weeping.

“You know what I would like, before dying? She asks. I’d like to make love to you one last time”.

The husband agrees.

They start slow, gentle, but taken by their passion it becomes more frenetic. He start taking her in several positions, then...

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