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Fried Fish Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece!

(courtesy of my ten year old)

What’s the fish that makes this sound “ shhhhhhhhhhhhh” ?

The fried fish.

A family walks into a restaurant

They are seated by an employee, who says “your server will be with you shortly.” The family peruses the menu, and decides on meals. A duck walks up to the table and says “I will be your server for tonight, would you like to start us off sir?” The man says “yes I’ll have the fried fish” and the duck ...

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