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Corny joke

So a local state corn production and manufacturing company had an open house complete with free samples of their in house sweets and confectionery made from their finest corn.

The reception was fantastic and everything was going great, until one of the over zealous freeloaders (you know the ...

Every generation thinks the next one is not as good or hard working.

I'm not sure that's true, but we'll see what those lazy, freeloading teenagers think of the generation after them.

A farmer forces three men to pick a fruit...

Three men are driving and get lost. They are running low on gas and its dark, so they decide to pull over and sleep in a barn until morning. In the morning, the farmer who owns the barn wakes the three men up at gun point angry about freeloaders.

The farmer tells the three men, "I will le...

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